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*Please don't kill me, dodging all flying koi koi, evil glares, long hisss, cuss words like Jet li* Sorry it's coming late again, have no other excuse than I've been busy as hell..and i have a bit of a situation in my hands now. Y'all forgive me pulease!!! Recap; Elena got lost in the fields and Damon found her and they kissed.. now lets continue. Enjoy!! ------------------------------------- ------------------------------ DAMON'S POV He can't believe he's about to say this to himself but damn... he's nervous! This is going to be his wife's first time of being with a man and it's up to him to make this night a sweet and an unforgettable one for her. He wantsto please her soo much, he's getting nervous... So unbelievable! Him that can make any woman swoon and fall in love with him within minutes! Him that is so good in/on bed, that all his past lovers all have beautiful things to say about him! Nervous co...

Hello boos and baes... How are y'all doing? Hope your weekend is going great yeah? Alright. So y'all know we always talk about women and our issues, so tonight is for the men...Our men! I saw this post on net and i thought to share it, some of these points are quite hilarious and confusing i tell you. But read on, you might learn a thing or two from it hehehehe 1. Lightly Scratch His Back;  Men love when you're a little rough. 2. Gently Bite His Ear When He's Pounding Away;  Ever so gently — men have very sensitive ears. 3. Leave A Lipstick Heart On His Mirror;  It will remind him of you later, and he'll love trying to clean it off (men love cleaning).Lmaooooooooooo not my own man biko 4. Play Hide And Seek Game;  Hide under the bed when he goes to the bathroom then grab his feet when he tries to get back into bed. Men love surprises...hahahhaahahha odiegwu really  5. Whisper Chipotle Burrito;  Right when he’s about to orgasm, whispe...

Recap: After the wedding, they went home to the Duke's house. Elena came into his room at night and touch his phallus, then he asked her out! Here goes... <<<<<<>>>>>>>> Damon had woken up at dawn, he sat on his bed for a while thinking. He didn't sleep well cos of his need for his new wife, his need for her was making him restless. He had never wanted any other woman the way he wants her, yet he cannot have her. He got up and walked over to  the window looking out at the country, thinking of the best way to handle his present predicament.  Granted he had never really believed in love but he had expected his marriage to be so much better than what it is right now. Hell he should be able to bed his own wife for fuck's sake!!!  He called Scott, his burtler and asked him to pack his bags, he went in to wash. He couldn't stay here for another day, being so close to the one you desperately desire, yet he couldn...

Hello beautiful people... It's been sooo long since i've been here, I missed you all so much! I know some of y'all missed me too lol. Nywas I'm so much better right now, so i want to say thanks to everyone that cared enough to worry and ask after me. The ones that have been calling and sending whatsapp chats, thank you all so much. I appreciate all of you and as usual I love you all! Thank you for your prayers, it worked! Now I'm heading straight to see what i can come up with today, i know y'all have missed the Duke and duchess yeah? Lol. Ehee make una no mind Belinda oooo, ayam not preggers lol Xoxo Sassy Mum Thanks For Being Here

Eeermm hi guys.. If you're reading this now, then you should know that Sassy didn't intentionally disappear! She disappeared cos she has been very sick and she's sorry for keeping you all waiting and worried! She wishes to let you all know that she appreciates each and everyone of you that truly cares about her and to tell you she loves you all! The Duke and The Duchess will be back when she's healthy enough to come up with something nice and interesting to publish!! Hugs Thanks all..

Hola darlings.. Our fun facts are here again, time to learn a few things today.. Oh i tried the chewing gum while cutting onions the other day and it totally worked! I didn't sneeze, neither did a single tear come out from my eyes! You should give it a try too..So yes, i do believe some of theze facts are true!! So there they are!! I learned a lot here, hope you did too? Xoxo Sassymum

Sisters Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner regularly wow on the red carpet with their sexy ensembles. However, their mother Kris, 60, is claiming their fashion sense is all down to her, jokingly accusing them of stealing her style. In recent years, the half-siblings have been spotted wearing vintage 1980s items from Kris's closet to her delight. Now who wore it better? Kris or her daughters?  Xoxo Sassymum 

Recap: The engagement ball, Elena met Lady Voilet, the Duke's french best friend. She gets jealous and he kissed her... [The Wedding Day] It was dawn, Elena had spent the whole night tossing and turning on her bed. Today is her weddin day, today she becomes his wife, his lady, his duchess! Today she becomes his forever and ever!  A tiny part of her is nervous and excited whereas the other part is just sad! Sad that she's getting married but not to a man she loves and really wants to get married to! She sighs deeply and got up from the bed.. She strolled to the big window of her bedroom and stood looking out... searching for the unknown. "Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of one's life! Why then do i feel like weeping? Is it because I don't love him or Is it because I miss my mama and my papa so?" She heard a knock and Ruth came in carrying her bath water.. "Morning Missus..!" She called out "Morn...